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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
November 11, 2004
Contact: Mass Global Mega Corp 612-722-0626

Mass Global Mega Corp Gently Suggests More Brain Could Be Used If People Noticed More of the Ordinary The so-called 10 percent could be increased through noticing

SAINT PAUL, Minn. – It has been often said by so-called brain experts that most people use a mere 10 percent or less of their brains. Without claiming to have special knowledge of the brain, MGMC officials are suggesting that the amount of the brain used is less important than how the brain is used. MassGlobalMegaCorp says that if people really want to use more of their brains, they might try paying closer attention to everything—including ordinary things they might otherwise ignore. “During a typical day, the number of things we don’t see is unimaginable,” says MGMC a spokesperson. “What we suggest is that by increasing the amount of attention you give to things you normally don’t notice, will boost the amount of brain used proportionately.” MGMC says being aware of ordinary things—like cake crumbs on the cheek of a person who is screaming at you—should not be difficult since our lives overflow with objects and people and events that get filtered in the brain because we may think they are not worth noticing. According to MGMC, “Sometimes we get so distracted by our thoughts that we may not notice a child is urgently asking for a cookie...or we may overlook a bus stop with a person sleeping inside it—or worse, we may not notice sleeping people at all.” MGMC assumes no liability regarding how or how much people use their brains.