SUPPORT THESE FUTURE MASSGLOBALMEGACORP BUSINESSES

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MassGlobalMegaCorp will use its vast resources, including our most intrepid teams of Mole Men corporate lawyers, satellite operators, van drivers, florists, joggers, nondescript hotel lobby newspaper readers, and utility workers, to aggressively acquire the following independently owned and ecologically minded businesses.

 

Meanwhile, support these businesses while our teams await orders from the MGMC senior executive council.