SUPPORT THESE FUTURE MASSGLOBALMEGACORP BUSINESSES

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MassGlobalMegaCorp (MGMC) uses armies of Mole Minions to aggressively acquire the following independently owned small businesses.

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ALL AGENTS: Please support these independent businesses until we are able to subsume them and absorb them into our global system. [Insert maniacal laughing and fiendish rubbing of palms here.]