Black Dog Cafe Lowertown will make an excellent specimen to our collection because their spacious seating area with vaulted ceilings gives you all the elbow room you need in all directions.

Black Dog Cafe are breakfast experts, and so we have sent multiple teams of secret agent Mole Men to take samples of their tofu scramble to see how well it behaves in various microgravities. The early results are very promising.

Their wine selection is refined and well above the reach of the average Mole Man agent, so we often send our teams to Black Dog so they can stay clear headed during stakeouts.   

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