Brunson's Pub

Brunson's Pub will make an excellent specimen to our collection of local gastropubs because their rotating list of local craft brews will allay the concerns of the self-conscious-and-paranoid-yet-discriminating consumer of craft brews that they are in a place of elevated taste and so no one will talk about them behind their back.


The also know how to make burgers in ways that our scientists were unable to clone, so we will have to clone the whole kitchen staff and reconstruct their recipes by reverse engineering their organic thoughts in a neutron-free vacuum thought freezer.  

Finally, if you needed another reason to go to Brunson's, their homemade potato chips are so irresistibly good that our Mole Men spies' targets often supply them to Mole Men on stakeouts when they need to slip out from somewhere undetected.

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