Mole men

They got a secret tunnel system

and they will use it to steal your beer

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Mole men!

They got a satellite network

And hypnotic lasers to steal your beer

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They got plans

And they got secret codes

And building diagrams

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They used advanced technology

And unmarked vans

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They move in stealthy ways 

and geometric shapes

It's psychological

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Just when you think your beer is safe 

They took it all away 

It's diabolical

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Mole men

They've got distracting jazz hands!

And tubular strobe lights 

To jack your beer

 

Mole men

They got cloaking devices

And giant vacuums 

to bag your beer

 

They've got schools

They're trained to keep cool

They're relentless and focused

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With infra red eyes 

And masters of disguise

And smoke bomb hocus pocus

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Mole men

You've got to watch out

Or they will drain your supply down the inter-dimensional downspout

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Mole Men

They got coastal warehouses

They own half of new jersey

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Mole Men

They're silent as mouses

While you're sleeping they are busy

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Mole men want to steal your beer.

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