THE TABULA RASA FARM

The Tabula Rasa Farm will make an excellent specimen to MassGlobalMegaCorp's collection of independent local businesses because their handcrafted soaps are beyond exceptional for keeping the unwashed masses of Mole Men clean - to the extent that they can be considered clean - and relatively free from their pungent subterranean odors.

Our proto-satellite teams of biosynthesists appreciate the poetically descriptive names of their soaps, such as Digital Flower Child, Salty Mariner, and Dragon's Blood.

They also supply hand-painted yarns, handcrafted ink pens, and hand-dipped incense sticks. We will continue to monitor their activities via infrared satellite images and will report on their activities as the data are analyzed. 

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