THE BUTTERED TIN

The Buttered Tin will make an excellent specimen to MassGlobalMegaCorp's collection of independent loal businesses because they make very, very, very, very, very exceptionally good food for humans....that on a Mole Men scale achieves a quality so advanced that our agents cannot visit them while on active duty because they will levitate in a state of profound bliss for several hours after a meal, rendering them useless for missions.

We must say that their hand pies are also very good, and we have "weaponized" them by delivering them via drone to our distractable adversaries' agents. 

Also: we have found effective way to suppress Mole Men revolts by lacing their coffee with Buttered Tin's mind-altering rum caramel.  

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