Yoga Wonderland will make an excellent specimen to our collection of local author's books - like Teri Leigh - because our Mole Men are often complaining of how their bodies ache after we order them to steal valuable jewels from bank vaults with laser tripping technologies.
We tell them that it is their fault for not stretching appropriately before missions.
Author Teri Leigh might tell them that by reading Yoga Wonderland they will "...unlock the door to Yoga Wonderland, a vast and magical place where you gain access to the mysterious wonders and curiosities of your most abundant and infinite resource, your imagination."
But we censor this information. Our Mole Men are not allowed to exercise their imaginations while they are on the clock.