Choose us.

Because there is no other choice. 

Our galactic expansion means that we can pass super nebulous savings on to you.

Subscribe your thirst.

The subtle taste and bodyfeel of our new white tea kombucha will melt your face off. 


Per month for four weeks of six packs.

The doctor is in.

Experimental psychology by Doctor Aldous Benson for the benefit of Kevin. And possibly the rest of humankind.

Get Kevin's morning messages.

Kevin has the benefit of morning messages. You want them too, so he doesn't have an unfair advantage.


Listen well.

Dolphin Fingers.