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With his experimental and semi-legal approach to psychotherapy, Doctor Benson's podcasts help you rethink your reality, other people's realities, and possibly the unified reality of small animals and vegetables.
Dr. Benson is an agent of MassGlobalMegaCorp. Any non-target effects of his experiments are not the responsibility
of MassGlobalMegaCorp, its subsidiaries, or underwriters.
Though the music of Dolphin Fingers was created in secret MGMC laboratories, any non-target effects from extended periods of listening have not been reported.
The members of Dolphin Fingers are all agents of MassGlobalMegaCorp.
Lemon ginger kombucha is the official drink of MassGlobalMegaCorp. Other flavors are available when the mole men feel like getting experimental.
The Mole Men are responsible for creating kombucha are independent contractors. Though they are considered semi-autonomous, they are not allowed to unionize according to MassGlobalMegaCorp policies.
Those who DARE to introduce the concept of unionizing among Mole People tribe members
will NOT be sold kombucha at discount prices.