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With his experimental and semi-legal approach to experimental psychotherapy, Doctor Benson's messages will help you rethink your reality, other people's reality, and possibly the reality of small animals and vegetables and other things you had not previously thought about.

 Disclosure

Dr. Benson is an agent of MassGlobalMegaCorp. Any non-target effects of his experiments are not the responsibility

of MassGlobalMegaCorp, its subsidiaries, or underwriters. 

Though the music of Dolphin Fingers was created in secret MGMC laboratories, any non-target effects from extended periods of listening have not been established. 

Disclosure

The members of Dolphin Fingers are all agents of MassGlobalMegaCorp. 

Lemon ginger kombucha is the official drink of MassGlobalMegaCorp. Other flavors are available when the mole men feel like getting experimental.

Disclosure

The Mole Men are responsible for creating kombucha are independent contractors. They are considered semi-autonomous and are not allowed to unionize according to MassGlobalMegaCorp policies. 

Any human who tries to talk a member of the Mole Person tribe into unionizing is considered an unsanctioned act according to MGMC policies.

 

Those who DARE to introduce the concept of unionizing among Mole People tribe members

 will not be sold kombucha at discount prices.

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