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Dear i’d love to squeeze your head

if you wouldn’t mind just like Wonderbread

i’m wishing for squishing 

and mashing your cheeks

play dough is nice 

but i’m aiming for squeaks 

i’ll sit and wait 

until you say it’s ok

 

yeah i’m all bent 

but i’ll wait (for) your consent 

my dear it is a requirement

 

Ahhhhh bom bom bom

 

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Dear i’d love to squeeze your skull

the method that i use will be so gentle

tho you might feel slight pressure 

as i pulse your temples together 

or if you’d rather not

we’ll just perish the thought!

 

And the Siren’s call

plug my ears until 

you give your stamp of approval  

 

Ahhhhh bom bom bom

 

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Dear i’d love to moosh your face around

while i make a soundtrack of fresh slurpy sounds

and when you report that you’ve had enough

and you need support for other stuff 

your wish is my command and i’ll stand down

 

Might be out of sorts

but i’d never use force

…..cuz that hurts that’s why of course!

 

Ahhhhh bom bom bom

 

Yeah i’m all bent 

but i’ll wait for your consent 

my dear it is a requiremennnnnnnnnt

 

Ahhhhh bom bom bom

 

Bom bom bom …. bom!

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